Lea Michele is dating a male hooker called Matthew Paetz. Not for long however, he’s about to get the boot. Daniel Radcliffe, aka Harry Potter is about to pop the question to Erin Drake. You heard it here first… Over the weekend Justin Bieber was “Baptized” in a bathtub in a New York church. If he or his handlers think this is going to help him, WRONG… He’s just going to get worse. OMG… Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian have not been made welcome in The Hamptons, America’s snob central. As they film their “Reality” show, Kourtney & Khloe take The Hamptons, I feel that they will get run out of town, ha ha. Tart/Moron/Slut/Pornstar/Reality Star, Farrah Abraham is writing a “Christian” parenting book. This really is the lowest of the low. I pray that it never sees the light of day. But I think it’ll make a fortune, SADLY. LaToya Jackson is now engaged to her “best friend” and business partner Jeffré Phillips. Great news! She can look forward to a happy and long relationship/marriage. FABULOUS……. Mr. TV, Andy Cohen is bringing a show to a TV screen near you soon. It’s called “I Slept With A Celebrity.” Now I like Andy. He normally gets it just right. But this is the lowest of the low. Although it’ll be a ratings hit. Girlfriend Beater Chris Brown was quietly let out of jail early. So now begins the countdown to him returning… Which he will. To the people of South Kensington and Chelsea, drunkard Lindsay Lohan is looking for a home in these areas right now. So, if you live in these areas Sell and move NOW… As the prices will tumble once she does…. The rumour mills are a buzz that Sandra Bullock and Chris Evans are dating. HA HA HA HA HA…. NOT………. So Kim & Kayne tied the knot over in Europe as we all too sadly know. Well at the risk of repeating myself, it won’t get to the 1st anniversary, which is still too long away. But at least it’ll provide lots of fodder for the tabs. Views:]]>