Ever wonder what your favorite celebrities are up to? Christian Dion delivers the scoop. Actress Miranda Kerr has “Snapped” herself a fiancé. One, Evan Speigel, the founder of the Snapchat app. Very rich… Let’s hope she gets pregnant before the wedding. Not that there’s going to be a wedding, but they’ll plan one. She really wants a baby to secure her future wealth. Nice people… This break that has been reported between Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney, NOT A PROBLEM. Merely a passing frame. As they say to “Find themselves.” It’ll be OK … Looks like HRH Duchess of Cambridge has a new brother in law. Her sister famewhore Pippa Middleton got engaged over the weekend to ‘RICH’ James Matthews. (Well at least she won’t have to change the towels) Mind you, I can’t see it getting to the church. If it should, won’t work… I do hope and pray the people don’t fall into the trap of thinking the drama in Turkey is over. This monster is going to reign terror down on those that set this off, as well as the others they ‘Catch.’ It’s going to get really BAD… So after a lot of thinking. Donald “Babyfart” Trump has chosen his running mate for VP. The Gov. of Indiana, Mike Pence. I personally don’t believe it took much thought. As I get the feeling that Mike Pence was the first, as well as the only one to say yes. Just wait till the Hilary team get to work on him. They must be tugging at the leash…. Oh, I hope Babyfart doesn’t think this will help him win, he he… So it’s confirmed, Theresa May, is the “New” Prime Minister of Great Britain. Many people are drawing the similarities to Maggie Thatcher. How aware… Well, she is like Maggie, but way worse. She’s going to be a NIGHTMARE. SO the man(?) who is the very definition of “Insanity,” North Korean Leader Kim Jon Un is again promising to throw all kinds of crap at the World. Oh, he’s serious. But those that are in charge of sorting such things are putting together the packs of exploding black powder required to do the job of getting rid of him. He’s so close to the fuse, he should be able to smell it. Well, surprise… So Derek Jeter, 42 has married Hannah Davis 26. Clearly a numbers game. She’s in it for the money/fame. Not a happy ending… for sure …. So the makers of “I’m a Celebrity get me out of here” are trying their very best to sign Nigel “I’m a UKIP Looney” Farrage to do the show. Let’s hope they get him. Then let’s pray our Aussie friends find a couple of swamps for him. If he does go to Oz, it’ll be trouble… At the moment the producers are offering him $500.000. He’s greedy enough to do it… I do hope that the powers that be don’t really believe that the “Firework” Bomb that badly injured a tourist in Central Park was by a “Firework” Nut is going to wash. It’s not, as they will see. Shame how such a beautiful place much needed in that great city has to go through this and then some…. San Francisco should pay attention too, amongst many others under review by these ISIS nutters. So it looks like Wayne “Overpaid Footballer” Rooney is bringing the wife and kids to live in LA, just like the Beckhams did. I hope they don’t think that they are going to settle and fit in, as they say in Yorkshire, although he’s not from there. “You can take the kid out of the council house (Projects), but you can’t take the council house (projects) out of the kid.” There’s not enough sun cream 100+ in LA to stop them from frying alive… ha ha. Seems like Ryan Seacrest has a new lady friend. Spotted in Malibu, very nice. Looks to me like he’ll be needing some new heels for this one. Mind you, he’ll only need one pair… Red, glittery… Views:]]>