Would you like me to give you the ‘psychic gossip’ on your favorite celebrity? Just email me at psychicgossip@aol.com, then watch for their psychic gossip to appear here in this column. Well guess what? Tom Cruise would like to hook up with Julianna Hough, you know, Ryan Seacrest’s ex. Not going to happen. Mind you he could get Ryan’s number from her. Daniel Craig & Rachael Weisz are headed to Broadway in the autumn to appear in “Betrayal.” It’ll be a smash, gets your tickets now. The Great Gatsby the movie; that will collect a lot of “Oscars.” Especially for Leo DiCaprio. So Chris “Girlfriend beating” Brown is praying for…..My favourite lesbian, Justin “Brat” Bieber. Too funny for words really. But, that will ensure Justin’s behaviour just gets worse. Plus those prayers can only be to the warm place. In the 1990s, BBC television created a TV series called “House of Cards” which was recently remade by American television some 23 years later. How prophetic. If the powers that be don’t pay more attention, they will find themselves with a third version on their hands. However his time it won’t be make believe, it will be reality. The troubles that start will spread to Europe making what happened in the 1970/80s look like a child’s tea party. There are great times ahead for Adam Lambert, especially from the summer of this year to Christmas of 2015. New projects. Plus a surprise. (Ding Dong) So Diva tart, write a song about an ex, Taylor Swift has her eyes on meeting His Royal Highness Prince Harry. Not going to happen. Although I would love to be there when she asks him to get circumcised ha ha. Moron and all round arsehole Kanye “I am wonderful” West has, it appears, to name his unborn child “Khrist” How thoughtful of him. Of course I hope he realizes that the towels in the house he is about to share with Kim will read K.K.K. How appropriate of trailer trash. So Tiger Woods is screwing ‘er dating Lindsay Vonn. Sweetheart, RUN. It doesn’t matter she won’t be getting a Christmas pressie from him. Other than the clap… Jack Dairrymple is the (R) Gov of North Dakota. He has made the woman’s right to an abortion almost impossible in his backwoods state. Why is it that these men, mostly Republican, want to control women’s bodies? I bet if a female Gov of a State made Viagra illegal these same men would be rioting in the streets. Rapper, moron and Kardashian handbag, Kanye West is recording a new album. He wants to call it “I AM GOD” Now I know one has to be confident in show business, but this prick is just an out of control arrogant wanker. I am delighted to say that it will be a financial and critical flop. Jesse James, I can’t remember what he does, was married for the fourth time over the weekend to Drag racer Alexis DeJoria, part of the Paul Mitchell family. This is almost too funny to comment. I feel sorry for her to be honest. Now if he’d married a drag queen it would have made more sense. This has to be the funniest idea ever. The buzz around “Hollyweird” is that Joe Jonas has a sex tape that someone is threatening to leak. This could only be true if it was a “Solo” performance tape, or an instruction tape of what not to do. But, sad to say it doesn’t exist. Shame though because if it did, you could out it on the TV, when you want unwanted guests to leave. RHOA NeNe Leakes…who has a bit part on Glee is to have another show on Bravo called “I dream of NeNe, the Wedding” in which she will remarry her Ex Hubby Greg. What a pile of crap it will turn out to be. No doubt making Bravo and her a fortune in the process. As we speak, HBO is filming a yet unnamed pilot in San Francisco. It seems to be a Gay version, of Sex in the City. There are 3 main characters an artist, a restaurant owner and a web designer. I feel they have a hit on their hands. It’ll piss off the GOP and the right wing nutters. FABULOUS. Chris “I AM GOD” girlfriend beater Brown is in for a very big fall in the coming months. He’s way too in love with his grand ego. Can’t wait… Miley Cyrus was seen smoking pot at the trendy Greystone Manor hang out for the rich and famous in LA. Some may think that this is no big deal, perhaps not. What is a big deal is her behaviour. Seems to be getting more and more erratic, which if not checked will end up a la Lohan. Now this is going to be fun. The Kardashian Diaries revealed. The beginning of the end. Great news… Pope Francis, you know the new Pope, the one who said the Church needs to change, well, he’s bringing a change sort of. He isn’t so much cracking down on the child sex abuse. No, he’s decided to crack down on Feminist Nuns. I don’t even know what he means. But what I think he’s trying to do is go after a certain number of Nuns who support equal rights for all. Sounds like business as usual to me. He better watch out, or he may end up with one of those famous Papal heart attacks. Seems things didn’t go well for Kristen Stewart at Coachella over the weekend. Look who she bumped into while hanging off Robert. Liberty Ross, her love rival. Karma is such a bitch. Mind you, we knew here for a long time Kristen was/is a cheat. Some tart called Farrah Abraham, who I believe is the star of “16 & pregnant” has made a sex tape with a porn star called James Deen. She is demanding $2 million for it. She is also telling everyone who will listen, that her co Star is a terrible person, with a little dick. I think she is in for an almighty fall. Good. Karma Bitch, it’s a BITCH. PS: her mother watched the filming of the sex tape. My favourite Lesbian Justin “Spoiled Brat” Bieber has gone into the credit/debit card business with a company called Spendsmart. He’s been paid $3.5 million to put his mush on the card. Plus he’ll get a bonus. The card, of course, is aimed at the “tweenie biebers.” This is such a bad move. It’ll back fire very badly. Someone in his PR team needs a pink slip. Oprah’s favourite designer, Nake Berkus has become engaged to his boyfriend of 9 months, Jeremiah Brent, who is also a designer, currently working on a show for TV. Great match. So you see, no danger in same sex marriage. Can’t wait for the invite, boys… The family of the late actor Michael Clarke Duncan are looking to have Omarosa Manigault investigated, she was his fiance at the time of his death. Seems his money matters were in a strange shape. The family believe she had her hands in the till. I hope they do, as she needs a taste of her own medicine. A nasty talentless diva bitch…KARMA KARMA KARMA]]>